Felched from Sarah's blog. I hope this is the first and last time I'll mention Christmas on this blog.
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper. Gift bags are ridiculous unless they're home-made, and then they're ridiculous and home-made.
2. Real tree or artificial? Real. Killing trees upsets Dogmatix and I hate dogs, so that's okay.
3. When do you put up the tree? I don't, I get my male au pair to put it up for me.
4. When do you take the tree down? I'm strongly in favour of keeping Christmas decorations up all year round.
5. Do you like eggnog? Nog. Er, I mean, no. I don't know what it is, but Starbucks sell it, and I don't like most things in Starbucks, so I probably won't like it.
6. Do you have a nativity scene? No, but I do sell them for a living. I'd recommend the Brush Art Nativity set made entirely out of toilet brushes, or something. (Google it.)
7. Mail or email Christmas cards? Neither, complete waste of time. Have a party instead and invite everyone you know, where ever they are.
8. Favorite Christmas Movie? It's A Wonderful Life every time.
9. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Turkey and all the trimmings, sometimes Belgium, but mostly Turkey.
10. Clear lights or colored on the tree? I spit upon your American spelling, but "colored" it is.
11. Favorite Christmas song? I'll Be Home For Christmas by Starflyer 59 or if I'm feeling really cheesy, then Stay by East 17.
12. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Home. Travelling is for, um, travellers.
13. Angel on the tree top or a star? A beautiful angel with a pink dress, glittery wings and a curly moustache.
14. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? The problem with opening them the previous evening is I'm usually pissed on Christmas Eve, so I'd open my presents then wake up the following morning not remembering a thing. I would find all my opened presents, blame it on burglars, and I'd phone the police. I'd spend the whole of Chrimbo Day with the rozzers looking for anyone matching a photofit of a drunk Fat Roland, and essentially that means I would end up having Johnny Vegas arrested and the whole world would hate me forever for robbing the world of comedy. So I open my pressies on Christmas Day.
15. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Red. Green. Red and green.
16. Favorite for Christmas dinner? I've had enough of your American spellings. Go away now