Feb 2, 2008

If you ask me, people on the internet should talk about the internet more

Six

In a phenomenally pointless bit of internet drivel, I feel it important to mark the sixth anniversary of fatroland.com.

Really, I wouldn't continue reading. Carry on to more engaging sites, like trousers for spiders or dating sites for people with cleft pallets, that kind of thing.

In fact, anyone who devotes an entire post to the fact they launched their URL on 02/02/02 just so they could remember the date deserves dragging outside by their eyelashes and shooting in both elbows.

Fatroland.com doesn't deserve a cake. It purports to be a blog about electronica, but it instead it's pervaded by a faint whiff of bottom drivel with added pointless pub quizzery.

Still, I like it, and every now and then I get it out of its box and let it run round my bedroom.

You see, many great things have lasted six years, like the Second World War, Guantanamo Bay and June Sarpong's stint on T4.

So happy birthday fatroland.com. I remember when you used to be a proper internet site, with scrolling text and rollover 'mystery meat' graphics.

Sigh. How you've shrunk.

DEEPER FRIED FAT: ALIENS INVADED

6 comments:

LauraHD said...

Happeee blogiversary! For three days ago.

9/10ths Full of Penguins said...

Congratulations on 6 years of bloggery.

Roswell2themax said...

Blooming eck - 6 years of this!!!! (only messin - I like your blog) That is quite some time. Congrats x

Fat Roland said...

Thank you, all. I should point out that fatroland.com has morphed over the six years, and it has only been in blog form for three and a bit years. It's the URL that's six years old. I think this is the most uninteresting comment I have ever typed and I'm going to go away now.

Annie Rhiannon said...

Happy blonkday Roland

Fat Roland said...

Blonkyou very much.