There are many things you can touch, but you literally cannot touch statistics. Try it. See, it's impossible.
Here are some statistics (above) about MC Hammer's hit singles in the UK compared to anyone else who has ever had a hit single as 'MC-something'.
Two rather pleasing things: firstly, that nicely balanced 'weeks in the UK charts number' and the fact that the joint second most successful MC of all time is Manchester's own MC Tunes.
Oh and the only other person to have a single beginning with "Yo!" is, er, well you can see for yourself.