YouGov have this brilliant profiler in which you can enter a brand or an activity and it trawls their database to tell you who would be interested in that - on "average".
I entered 'electronic music'. It found 98 people into electronic music, which if you think about it is a lot of people. It constructed that data into one composite person.
In other words, this is you. This is what you look like.
I added the colouring because, y'know, you look a bit dull.
What else do the stats say about average-you?
You're a geeky boxing fan who owns fish.
You're a bloke (and you are a he) who shops at Dorothy Perkins, likes Tulisa from N-Dubz and when not shopping at Superdrug, reads Glamour magazine.
Creative writing is your fifth favourite hobby, but you prefer hillclimbing.
Your top ten programmes include Escape To The Country and Operation Hospital Food With James Martin.
WHO ARE YOU?!
TULISA FROM N-DUBZ?!