You should pre-order issue 22 of Electronic Sound. I think I hit 'peak Fat Roland' in this one.
My opening line submitted to the poor ES editors?
"I’m going to tell you how to build a synthesiser mainly because I’ve been snorting Cadbury’s Highlights and I want to drizzle you with my knowledge juices before everything dries up."Ew. Apologies to Cadbury's. Click here to get your fix of Electronic Sound through your letterbox.