My name is David Guetta and I am happy at things

My name is David Guetta and I am happy at things.

Look at that thing. It makes me happy. Look at that other thing. It also makes me happy. When I look at things it makes me happy.

Sometimes I listen to things. Those things come through headphones. The noise tickles my ears. When the noise tickles my ears, it makes me happy.

My name is David Guetta and when I close my eyes, I come face-to-face with the eternal darkness that one day will envelope the sun and smother my dreams; all hope turns to blood.

This is why I made Titanium.

My name is David Guetta and I am happy at things. Can we be friends? Let's look at things together. Please make me happy.

Please.