Gary Barlow From Take That is shopping at a record shop, fingering through the sleeves, looking for Barry White.
He goes to the counter and behind the counter is Howard Donald The Duck From Take That. You are Howard Donald The Duck From Take That says Gary Barlow From Take That.
“Yes I know, Gary Barlow From Take That,” says Howard Donald The Duck From Take That. “I work in a record shop now.”
“Yes I can see that,” says Gary Barlow From Take That.
“I’m glad we got that sorted,” says Howard Donald The Duck From Take That
“I would love a copy of Greatest Hits by Barry White,” says Gary Barlow From Take That.
“It is rubbish,” says a voice from near Death Metal & Gospel. It is Robbie Williams From Take That holding a mop. “I am the cleaner in the record shop,” says Robbie Williams From Take That still holding the mop.
“But it has got a carpet,” says Gary Barlow From Take That.
“Look who is here too,” says Howard Donald The Duck From Take That, pointing to over there in the window.
Over there in the window is a boy-man from Take That who is suspended on a pulley and has a soapy bucket what is suspended from the boy-man. “I am Mark Owen The Small One From Take That,” says Mark Owen The Small One From Take That with the pulley and the bucket, “and I am a window cleaner now.”
“These record shops seem to take a lot of cleaning,” says Gary Barlow From Take That.
“Good joke,” says Howard Donald The Duck From Take That.
“Yes,” says the final one from Take That, whatever his name was, not sure what he is doing in the shop, insert this bit later.
“Have you tried Reputation by Taylor Swift instead,” says Howard Donald The Duck From Take That.
“I didn't even know she cleaned,” jokes Gary Barlow From Take That.
“Get out,” says Howard Donald The Duck From Take That, and Gary Barlow From Take That leaves the Take That record shop to the sound of a sad tattooed man rubbing the carpet with a mop.
