I thought I would like February more than I liked January. However, if January was a rat-infested tin house in a forest full of dead baboon...

I am downloading the James Blake album. Digital kilobytes of James Blake are swooshing into my memory like recalled jokes or déjà vu. J...

I usually cough up a monthly Oozy Bleeps playlist around about now, but January is to decent electronic music what a trip to Disneyworld is ...

So far this February, this blog has been like London at the start of 28 Days Later. Abandoned buildings. Unread newspapers. Car alarms punt...

The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Didn't expect that, did you? Red Hot Chili Peppers. There, I said it again. No, I'm not talking about ...

I asked you for your nominations for the worst crimes committed against dance music , from which I picked a random winner. Jon Mann gets a ...

Roll out the Bunty magazines and spank your carpets until they're dust-free. We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Jon Mann has won ...

The deadline for my Crimes Against Keyboards mp3 competition is tomorrow (Monday) at noon. If you haven't entered already, here's w...