Another birthday is crushed underfoot by the hippo of time, so it seems appropriate to look back over the last 12 months and ask myself s...

Kanye Leopard. LL Cool Jaguar. Busta Panther. Notorious BIG (CAT). Ghostface Puma. This is the world in two years time.  Snoo...

The Olympic opening ceremony bandwagon has not only bolted, it has sprouted jet engines and shot off to the dark side of the moon. But I ...

They say music journalists are failed musicians, which suggests releasing an album may not be not such a good idea. Then again, 50 '...

Electronic is out today. That means it's time to rattle the windows of WHSmith until they let you slither across their floor to drool...

Music was invented in 1942 when Aphex Twin made didgeridoos out of energy and all the other musicians looked blank as they continued hitt...

The Stone Roses reunion and how I was convinced it would never happen. Pendulum have split. Skrillex has been riffing on Miles Davis wi...

I've been turned into art. I am Damien Hirst's pickled shark. I am Damien Hirst's bling skull. I am Damien Hirst's Last S...