Someone playing Take On Me. Kid to dad: "This is such an obscure tune." Dad to kid: "Obscure? It got to number one!...

I did a theatre show. I did a big thing on a stage and, amazingly, people came. After two Edinburgh Fringe shows and a stack of spoken ...

What's Fat Roland up to? Where is he hiding? Why is he wearing that tutu? I've been up to lots of things, reader. Here's a ...

How the heck do you write a theatre show ? I've come up with an amazing hack. Here's how to write a one-person theatre production ...

We all know Eric Morecambe was a special talent, and his partnership with Ernie Wise is pretty much universally acclaimed. The glasses w...

Here are ten sentences I've written this month. Each line is from a different thing I've written during March, whether it's a pi...

I've not had much time to post this month, so have some hold music. It's a Bonobo remix of Blurred by Kiasmos. I've woofed o...

Gary Barlow From Take That is shopping at a record shop, fingering through the sleeves, looking for Barry White. He goes to the counter an...