Pass me that feather duster. Thanks.
In a week's time, I'll be spring cleaning a few corners of my blog hovel. FatRoland.com will become something quite different, and will cover all of my internet sites rather than just this here blog.
It means that Fat Roland on Electronica will return to a mere blogspot address, as it was when it started. You won't notice a difference other than some of you will see a different URL.
Wait. Don't fall asleep.
Also, I will be retiring one Twitter feed and one blog, neither of which you probably know about - and if you did know about them, you won't have twigged it was me all along.
All will be revealed next Tuesday (which happens also to be the 8th anniversary of this blog).
The FatRoland.com web address is over ten years old. It's time to investigate the wrinkles...
Further Fats: Blog 1 website 0 (late result) (2007)
Nov 5, 2012
Some dogs are better than others
I hate dogs.
Many breeds of dog are vile and potentially dangerous. I do not understand a world in which it is normal to domesticate creatures that are capable of savaging and killing.
I don't think it's cute when friends post pictures of their dogs on Facebook. Oh look, here's Buster dragging his bum across the baby's face, how cute. Eeeugh. And no, I don't want to say hello to your dog when I meet you neck-deep in the brown stuff on a poo-strewn pavement.
There should be a dog licence which includes training for owners in pack mentalities and dog behaviour. Most of my dog bites - and I've had a few, believe me - have been from mutts that "wouldn't bite". Of course they bite, you silly owner, it's what they do.
You're waiting for the punchline, aren't you? You're waiting for the moment I spin this around and say I meant clogs and sorry for the typo.
There's no punchline. There are two exceptions, though.
Firstly, The Black Dog (pictured) are quite unvile and lovely. Their influential early albums showed me that dance music could be emotive and intelligent: Temple of Transparent Balls and Bytes were a deep and involving antidote to the two-dimension dance smash of the same year, No Limit by 2 Unlimited.
What's great is they're still making amazing music. The Black Dog are a good dog. Here, have a bone.
Secondly, my next-door neighbour's dog Wilf loves me. Even if I am miles off, he goes insane at the sight of me. His tail tells me in impatient semaphore that I am the best thing that has happened to his day. He only does this with me and one other neighbour. He doesn't even show the same level of shuddering, dribbling uber-joy for his actual owners, the duplicitous wee beastie. Wilf is great.
Wilf and The Black Dog are exempt. All other dogs can go to their basket and think about what they have done.
Further Fats: Temple Of Transparent Balls and the black, brooding Book Of Dogma
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