Pssst - wanna buy a Macbook laptop?

Russian beat scientist DJ Vadim is selling his Macbook laptop.

The Ninja Tune star, who has worked with Stevie Wonder, Kraftwerk and the gorgeous Super Furry Animals, swears it's a "once in a lifetime offer".

Here's the spec for those of you who understand this sort of thing:

- it's 13 inches and black;
- it has a 2.4 ghz Intel core 2 duo.That makes no sense - I reckon he made that bit up.
- 2gb ram and a 250gb hard drive. Now I know what they are.
- osx 10.5.6. I think he's just hitting his keyboard with his radio alarm clock.

He's left a few thousand tunes on there, so hop to it and make him an offer.

Oh and I didn't realise, but Vadim got cancer last year. He lost his sight in one eye, but he's fit again and is set to drop new album U Can't Lurn Imaginashun in May. He leads off with cheery single Hidden Treasure in two weeks time (watch that on YouTube).