I'm sure you'll agree each and every one of these comparisons is convincing beyond dispute. Get half of these pictures and many more like it from yer Daily Otter.
Edit: it turns out that the rusted one has an otter as his profile picture on Twitter. This is, I can stoat-ally asssure you, is a complete coincidence.
2nd Edit: By the power of primark, I do think this is catching. Now there's Bunnies that look like bloggers...
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My ex-girlfriend looked like an otter. She wasn't though. An otter.
I think you'd be more freaked out if you saw an otter that looked like your ex-girlfriend. I'm not sure why that would be worse. But it is.
It's actually hard to find one that doesn't like her. It forces me to carry otter-sized disguises around with me, so I can dress them up should I come across one.
Hold on. You disguise otters as your ex-girlfriend? But your ex-girlfriend looked like an otter?
So you're disguising otters as otters?
That is some kind of twisted genius.
I originally meant that I dress them in costumes such as Abe Lincoln or Grouch Marx to make them look less similar to my ex:
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/544798_194347930675520_100003009436661_296137_1785781747_n.jpg
but trapping otters in cheaply made otter costumes does seem to make more sense:
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/530892_194347950675518_100003009436661_296138_1791745773_n.jpg
I'm worried that they won't be able to eat or drink though, and that they might just die? And it seems like locking something in a costume of itself, in order to kill it, is... pretty bad. Now that it's on the internet it's probably only a matter of months before someone tries it too. It could re-inject some life into the TV show Dexter at least.
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