As I get back into my blogging groove this week, please amaze yourself with these fascinating Fat Roland facts:
- Because of his recent media trawl, I am starting to find James Blunt quite entertaining. I think that makes me a bad person.
- I fear that when Aphex Twin finally produces his comeback album, it can only be a disappointment. I think that makes me a bad person.
- The last two music videos I snorted on the digital cocaine that is YouTube were Panjabi MC's Mundian To Bach Ke and Adamski's Bass Line Changed My Life. That's right. Adamski. I think that makes me a bad person.
- I *want* people to play music on their headphones too loudly on public transport. I like the distraction and I feed off other people's frustration like fat gay Dementor. I think that makes me a bad person.
- I once sneaked up behind a hedgehog and said "boo!" just to make it curl into a ball. I never asked its name. I think that makes me a bad person.
- I started a 2010 film review series in March,. Like a New Labour spending programme, I immediately mothballed it even though I see films at the flicks most weeks. I think that makes me a bad person.
- I use words like "flicks" and "LPs", yet most of the music I consume is streamed like a proper modern fella. That's called hypocrisy. I think that makes me a bad person.
- I still haven't forgiven Apple for their DRM disgustingness with iTunes. I never want to have an iPhone as a result. Whenever I see someone with an iPhone, I stamp on their head. I think that makes me a *good* person.
- Anyone that feels the need to *stress* certain words with *asterisks* clearly isn't working hard enough at sentence structure.
- Er...
- ...that's it.
