Six days without a post?
Here's Brighton's Darren Foreman, also known as Beardy Man, also known as the beatbox champion of the United Kingdom. He's not a real woman, but all the sounds are real and they're made with his real mouth.
Hopefully this will distract you for another six days while I get round to writing something bloggy. Look at the funny man in a wig. Look at the funny man in a wig... *Types frantically.*