In a sensational move, two thirds of the existing Bad Language team are to move to London to become bricklayers or astronauts or something. They will continue to oversee Bad Language from a national level, which means I get to move in and help develop their long-running Manchester night.
I've already thought of some ideas to make it better. I hope you like them:
1. Lasso the moon and bring it to earth, like some beautiful, terrifying beacon;
2. All television versions of Miss Marple all talking at once all the time;
3. Funnels;
4. Lasso the moon and milk it, providing sweet, sweet lunar nectar for everyone. Mmmmm, bacon;
5. Moor the QE2 and/or similar size ship and/or a desert island inside Bad Language venue The Castle, fill the place with water, laugh like maniacs;
6. Change every attendee's surname by deed poll to Yeepman;
7. Lasso the moon then apologise profusely and insist we were aiming for Mimas and/or Titan. Offer to buy the moon a drink. Moon sexy time. Mmmmm, bacon;
8. Use only scripts from the sitcom May To December;
9. Infinite sadness, see also 8;
10. A cluster of elbows and/or packet of knees.
Joe Daly will co-host the next Bad Language with li'l old me. And a massively doffed hat to Daniel Carpenter and Nici West who built a fantastic reputation for the event during their time in Manchester. It's going to be fun working with them from their London lair.
Mmmmm, lair.
3. Funnels;
4. Lasso the moon and milk it, providing sweet, sweet lunar nectar for everyone. Mmmmm, bacon;
5. Moor the QE2 and/or similar size ship and/or a desert island inside Bad Language venue The Castle, fill the place with water, laugh like maniacs;
6. Change every attendee's surname by deed poll to Yeepman;
7. Lasso the moon then apologise profusely and insist we were aiming for Mimas and/or Titan. Offer to buy the moon a drink. Moon sexy time. Mmmmm, bacon;
8. Use only scripts from the sitcom May To December;
9. Infinite sadness, see also 8;
10. A cluster of elbows and/or packet of knees.
Joe Daly will co-host the next Bad Language with li'l old me. And a massively doffed hat to Daniel Carpenter and Nici West who built a fantastic reputation for the event during their time in Manchester. It's going to be fun working with them from their London lair.
Mmmmm, lair.
1 comment:
Clearly, you have learned nothing from Bruce Almighty.
Congrats dude!
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